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Josh Hutcherson.

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

(Source: starvingartstudent, via spunkyjulz)

totallyfubar:

If this doesn’t make you excited about science, get outta ma face.
eremiel-fallen-angel:

bestestsqueepie:

doctortorchwoodpottergames5:

petition to make this the new loading symbol

IT’S SO FUCKING MESMERIZING

OH MY GOD
After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

thismeatisundercooked:

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

(via carnivoores)

why the fuck am i crying

-literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

(via bambi-thighss)

dependant:

New Karly Pilkoid t-shirt from the mrs! 😝 #headlikeafuckingorange #baldmanctwat
sweet5r5:

lovelyandbrown:

shwagerr:

ben-c:

thegiveristheshit:

whorecrux69:

I’m sorry but I will not cease to reblog this until i get the fame i deserve for spending 45 minutes of my time downloading randoms apps on my iphone to spell out this dumb fuck internet meme do you hear me

may it rain notes

fuck her ghost right in the pussy

im done ^

Omggggggg
scruffymacgoogler
I applaud your lack of better things to do.
sweet5r5:

creatingmyowndreams:

rekit:


The best deodorant you will ever use Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.
Use equal parts of the following:
-corn starch-baking soda-coconut oil-cocoa butter
With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.
Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.

Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome

This is what I’ve been using for about a year now and it works wonders. Not convinced it works? My fiance is literally the smelliest human being I’ve ever met when he’s been sweating all day. I made him some with tea tree oil and he now smells nice and mint-ish as the end of the day, even if he’s been outside working. Not to mention it’s cheaper, smells better, better for you AND better for the environment to make your own :D


Keeping this recipe forever…..

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute