May 2013
me: MOM TURN IT UP I LOVE THIS SONG
mom: you have heard this a million times before
me: but it's on the radio
mom: so?
me: iT'S ON THE RADIO
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
drunktrophywife:
you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no
espeonchan:
it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
